Roses Represent Passion

So…third anniversary in a row missed. I kind of thought that this might be the year. She’d just accept that I can’t remember any important dates, no matter how important …

The Great Illuminator, or Something

Light: The Great Illuminator. Too obvious? Yeah, too obvious. People get what light does. It’s been pretty obvious as a concept since…the dawn of time. But people have told me …

Too Competitive…for Fishing?

I can’t help being competitive; our whole family is like that. I was raised to believe that our family is utterly superior to the entire competition in every single way, …

Late Again…

I’m so over this morning commute. This has been the case since I took on the task of house-sitting for my mate Jenkins, who lives in the south-eastern suburbs. I …

What Would Tolstoy Do?

Andy has been on my back all week about getting those legal matters in order. I love my son, but he can be a right pain sometimes. I don’t think …

Keep Boating Pure, If You Please

You know what really irritates me? The song about pina coladas. Doesn’t help that up until recently, I literally just thought it was a nice tale of a romance that …

Growing in the mountains

Everyone in Melbourne is complaining about how they’re dying from the heat, and here’s us…enjoying the cool all the way up in the mountains. Not that it never gets warm …