Still Here, Inventing

Everyone can talk about the family disbanding all they like. The goings on of the rest of them have never concerned me a great deal anyway; I’ve always been locked …

Too Competitive…for Fishing?

I can’t help being competitive; our whole family is like that. I was raised to believe that our family is utterly superior to the entire competition in every single way, …

Keep Boating Pure, If You Please

You know what really irritates me? The song about pina coladas. Doesn’t help that up until recently, I literally just thought it was a nice tale of a romance that …